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Bubba died in a fire
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| Daryl arrived first, and when the mortician pulled back the sheet, Daryl said, "Yup, his face is burnt up pretty bad. You better roll him over." The mortician rolled him over, and Daryl said, "Nope, ain't Bubba." The mortician thought that was rather strange. |
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| Then he brought Gomer in to identify the body. Gomer took a look at the body and said, "Yup, he's pretty well burnt up. Roll him over." The mortician rolled him over and Gomer said, "No, it ain't Bubba." The mortician asked, "How can you tell?" |
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Gomer said, "Well, Bubba had two
butt-holes." "What? He had two butt-holes?!" said the mortician. Yup, everyone knew he had two butt-holes. Every time we went to town, folks would say, "Here comes Bubba with them two butt-holes." |
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